The mental stress of “paying you back” is growing.

21.Oct.14 1 hour ago


Throw dem bows!!

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WOW, taking it back.

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jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey


I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

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I find myself unconsciously playing with my beard a lot lately.

21.Oct.14 5 hours ago

The garbage truck is oddly low in volume. Like it’s being considerate. Weird how it’s considerate when I’m NOT sleeping.

21.Oct.14 17 hours ago
  • *randomly thinks about every embarrassing moment in my life*
  • Me: Sure wouldn't mind an apocalypse right now.
21.Oct.14 18 hours ago


Jamaican Toni-Ann Miller, in a courageous act of selflessness, rushed into a burning building to save the lives of two children.

A year following the incident, Toni-Ann, now 11, is being recognized by the country for her bravery and is to be conferred with a Badge of Honour for Gallantry at the National Honours and Awards Ceremony, to be held on National Heroes Day, Monday, October 20, on the lawns of King’s House.

» Congratulations Toni-Ann sweetie!!! You are one very brave and blessed little girl!! «

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a text I did not think I would ever have to send

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Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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21.Oct.14 23 hours ago



get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni



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