note-a-bear:

sailorswisher:

hipsterlibertarian:

After storming into her apartment early in the morning while she was still in bed, Henrico, VA police tied up 75-year-old Ruth Hunter with zip ties and began grilling her about drug use and storage. Then, realizing that maybe, just maybe, she was not their target, they left for a neighboring apartment — leaving her tied up while their incompetent investigation continued.

So far, the police have done nothing to make amends. “I’m very irritated and angry, he never said I’m sorry, never apologized for having the wrong house…he said you got to get someone to fix that door,” Hunter said.

Read the whole story here.

getwazzy

yooooo wtf

(via sun-flower-pow-er)

If I’m fucking you and your phone rings, I want you answer it in mid stroke.

24.Apr.14 59 minutes ago

When you run up a couple flights of stairs and start breathing hard. It’s no longer breathing hard, it becomes “breavin’ hard”. You need every ounce of air, enunciation becomes life and death.

24.Apr.14 10 hours ago

Beyoncé is cute on Partition. It’s the way she enunciates.
I just heard the song for the first time like 2 weeks ago. Yes, I’m late to the party, but I’m eating the leftovers.

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via toxicwaxrainbows)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

I can see niggas on the golf course now…

(via yungwifey)

mygoldendolls:

| Pokémon |

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24.Apr.14 22 hours ago

Yogaaaa Flex

(Source: deviantart.com, via keepitfivestar)

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Nicki…please don’t go back to crayola barbie

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24.Apr.14 23 hours ago

BRUH

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
23.Apr.14 23 hours ago